STINK EYE

i don't know why i'm looking at tim like this. 

i must think he's up to something.

sidenote: pete & trav's art exhibit was awesome. 

-- alexVIPER

PLEASE DON'T STOP THE MUZIK

For DeLia's bday, a bunch of people ventured into the city for soosh, Odessa, and karaoke.

Here is some incriminating evidence from that night:

Drew does topless karaoke.

Yes, i really did sing Daughter by Pearl Jam. And damn proud of it.

And this is what happens when you lose...

-- alexVIPER

JAMES DANIEL HANNON

i'm gonna miss this retard.

-- alexVIPER

MOVE OVER t.A.T.u

-- alexVIPER

SHAKE SHACK ATTACK

Yesterday, i participated in perhaps, one of the most

phenomenal Crush lunches of all time.

Determined to experience the hype of the acclaimed 

SHAKE SHACK in NYC, me and my fellow colleagues

geared up our iPhones (and bb's), and embarked on 

the 12 block walk to the infamous shack.

 

prior to us embarking on our little adventure, we

opened up our web browsers and went to

shakeshacknyc.com to check out the live webcam

feed of the line so we'd know what we were getting

into. (Shake Shack is known for always having a

super long line and i now understand why).

<--- Ashley and I on the back of the line.

SHAKE SHACK - ATTACK "08!

After waiting online for about 45 minutes, we finally get to the front. We order 3 cheesy fries, 'burgs, 'dogs, shakes... basically everything delicious. We find a seat and prepare for the godly meal we are about to devour. 

Scott patiently waiting for the food... until it finally arrives!

Needless to say, we totally inhale every last morsel on the table. 

After waiting a total of an hour 20 for our food, it's gone in 5 minutes.

-- alexVIPER

SAUSAGE FEST 2008

--alexVIPER

ITALIANO FEST TWO-THOUSAND-HATE

attempting to show our italian pride. 

(sometimes, we're just not so bright...)

-- alexVIPER

ME IN 50 YEARS

-- alexVIPER

NOTHINGS OFF LIMITS

... at crush. see below:

and just for shits and giggles.

(and for my own personal amusement)...

enter your own caption here folks.

                       -----> -----> ----->

-- alexVIPER

EXTREME BUS SPORTING

just add alcohol, and 2 mos of being on Warped Tour. 

No athleticism required.

-- alexVIPER

CHRIS, WE KNOW THEY LOOK LIKE $500 SHOES...

-- alexVIPER

I CAN'T TAKE CREDIT FOR THIS...

but it was too good not to post.

(thanks smash)

-- alexVIPER

C'MON RIDE THE TRAIN

-- alexVIPER

BRAH'S AND BITCHES

Tonight was the first time since December i stepped foot into Angels & Kings. 

You see, i had a bet with my good friend S*A*M* to see who could stay away longer.

I won. It wasn't hard either. In fact, I probably could have gone the rest of my life

without ever stepping foot in that place again and i would have died a happy girl.

So why, do you ask, was i there tonight?  In my defense, it was only because my 

friend Cass was throwing a party for her sister, and had asked me to come. She my girl yo!

who says you need drinks to be entertained when you've got people like this??

(actually, that's not totally true. i definitely needed to down at least 2 drinks to even handle all of them.)

this was pretty much my expression the whole night... 

                                   along with the thought of "getmeoutofhereasapPLEASE!"

the best part of the night was when boy-band-who-will-not-be-named 

showed up looking like they stole the backstreet boy's wardrobe circa 1999.

side note: i wish i had a clear picture of all members and their outfits, 

because it was truly spectacular and would have been worth sharing... er.... exploiting.

-- alexVIPER

AUSTIN, TX. YEE HAW!

This past weekend, Ashley and I grabbed our ten-gallon hats 

and headed down to Austin, TX for our 4th o' July. 

this is the rooftop of the hotel we stayed at.

yes, rooftop pool AND hot tub. thankyouverymuch.

we went to Stubbs and ate bbq... and drank a plethora of Flaming Dr Pepper Shots...

    

And then proceeded to get very very drunk. 

surprised??

-- alexVIPER

US GIRLS KNOW WHAT WE WANT

-- alexVIPER

DREW HEFNER

-- alexVIPER

WE'LL MISS YOU, DAN SUH.

-- alexVIPER

MY LIFE. WELL, SORT OF.

Hi, i'm alexviper. Vipes for short. 

i swear, as i get older, every day seems to be getting

weirder, more ironic and definitely more comedic. to

the point where all i can do sometimes is shake my

head and laugh at it all...

So... This is my life. well, sort of.

     <--- this is where i live.

this is my cat. her name is Boinger. 

and yes, she is fat. i am acutely aware of this.

this is me and my best friend deLia. (left side).

                she has a gignormous brain and used it once to catch a bat while

                                                                    fishing. we also like hockey. yes. hockey.  

these are some of the people i work with at CRUSH.

                                                                                            i'm sure you'll be seeing a lot more of them...

 

'       

one of the bands i manage.

not phantom planet... the other bozos.

  

and the boy...

-- alexVIPER